DUMPED AND DISCARDED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be email emperor, you know? Sending out mountains of spam every day, racking up those views. People would get hooked on my brilliant schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, slaughtered by those pesky spam blockers. My inbox is a graveyard. My once-thriving empire has crumbled. The gratification of a successful spam campaign a